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  • The Dream: I think I’m getting frighteningly close to figuring it out. By “it” I mean the dream we are all sharing. It’s got to be a dream, right? Maybe I’ll start flying. That’s usually what I do when I realise it’s a dream. But I can only fly for a few seconds before I…

  • I sometimes talk for too long. I wonder how many people have asked me a question, hoping for a concise answer, only to hear me waffle on. It haunts me. But hey, maybe I didn’t write the script. Maybe God wrote all those words for me, so that I would get embarrassed. So that I…

  • Improving: My life has really improved since I started writing this blog. I’ve been writing about mind techniques on here, and I figured I might as well use them. “Everything will work out,” “Relax and let the story unfold,” etc. Today I was helped by an Alan Watts quote: “Nirvana is where you are, provided…

  • On holding tension in different places. I don’t hold much tension in my eyes. When I see someone else with tension in their eyes I think, “What the hell are they doing that for?” But I hold my tension in other places. I don’t know where, exactly. Probably my butthole or something. People are likely…

  • This is the first post I haven’t shared on Facebook. I asked myself: Would Jesus promote His posts? No. Do I think I’m Jesus? Yes. I feel like I’m writing a diary, alone in a cave, with some spiritual connection to the rest of the universe. “Hi Josh.” “Hi, who are you?” “I’m Josh. You…

  • In 1991, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was released in cinemas. My mum took me to see it. I was 7 years old and the opening scene where the guy gets his hand cut off really shocked me. One morning I got up and watched Rage and they played the music video of Everything I…

  • My motto for the week and perhaps the rest of my life: Let life happen. Let it unfold. Don’t try to guess what’s going to happen. I’ve written some things about finding a wife via this blog. Quite embarrassing. Is my writing good enough to attract a mate? Does it have to be good? I…

  • The Big Dance: We’re all doing a big dance but each doing different moves. They complement each other. If you tell someone you don’t like their moves, you’re telling God you don’t like The Dance. But hang on, that was part of the dance too. Never mind. Keep on dancing. To dance and know you’re…

  • I keep writing words. And I share them on the internet. Why? I have this belief that you’ll get something out of them. You may have had similar words go through your head and it might be nice to read them from someone else. To feel less alone. Because I think we all feel alone…

  • Let’s Dance: I have always wanted to be the centre of attention. There must be people who hate me for this, and that’s fine. I think I can remember when I first realised this. When I was in Grade Prep, we rehearsed a song and dance number called By the Beach (Sha-Na-Nah-Na) to be performed…