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  • Hi. I thought I’d say hi this time. For a while I wondered why we say it. Then I worked with a colleague who didn’t say it. He just walked past me each day, awkwardly, and I thought to myself, “That’s why you say hi.” You don’t really have to say “hi”, or “how are…

  • I have a confession to make. I haven’t been real with you. It’s the mistake I always make. I’ve been trying to impress you. Like a bird of paradise doing a mating dance. I want to be genuine. So here goes: The first time I felt sexually aroused was during an episode of Captain Planet,…

  • Losing: I think I might be a loser. I feel pretty good about myself but I think the cool people think I’m a loser. Without losers, there are no cool people. So the cool people need me. I think being a loser is the way to be. I believe it was Jesus who said, “Put…

  • Masters of the Universe: I love He-Man and Skeletor. Perhaps I love Skeletor more, because he needs more love. I think He-Man represents the good half and Skeletor represents the evil half of a single being, and the challenge is to love your evil half as much as the good. Have you ever fought evil…

  • Fun: I recently discovered that you can have fun in lots of situations. I always thought home is the fun place and work is the serious place. But I know I can have fun at work. I’ve done it. Maybe you can have fun anywhere. I would say to tone it down at a funeral.…

  • Sports: I watch a lot of sport. Australian Football, American Football, cricket. Sometimes you just decide that you don’t like a team, or you don’t like a guy. Maybe his face looks too smug or something like that. He looks like the kind of guy you wouldn’t get along with. As for women’s sports, every…

  • Online Dating: Due to my appearance and messaging style, I’m not having much success on the dating apps. In fact, I haven’t been on a date in over 2 years. I used to worry, “Did I say too much in my opening message?”, “Am I being too weird?” Now I absolutely don’t think that. If…

  • Video Games: I love fantasy video games, with elves and orcs and humans and loot. I’m currently playing an old one called Dragon Age: Inquisition (2014). I almost always play with a bow and arrow or a sword and shield. I never, ever use magic. I like to fight against it but I can’t wield…

  • Enlightenment: I’m interested in enlightenment but I also like thinking. Some thoughts are helpful so I try to have those. I don’t really know how thinking works. Perhaps I can think my way to enlightenment. I think I’ve done it a few times. Sometimes when I’m bored at home or at work I remember to…